No Kickball makes Homer Sad

All of my leagues were off for what seems like forever for Memorial Day weekend. I hope everyone had fun and those of you that have lost loved ones to military service, thank you for you sacrifice.

Not having any kickball on my normal 3-5 days a week left me some free time (and I resume tomorrow), so I thought I'd share this funny yet true email I received:

FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind? I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend. Amen.

MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. Amen

ROFL, all comments are welcome. KH will resume my normal kickball related blatherings Friday.